LIEWB 121

I was transported into a brutally difficult villainess-raising simulation game. The catch? I can only return home after unlocking the hidden ending. Given that the game’s tagline is “Life Is Easier When You’re Bad”—and as a seasoned, rotten-hearted player—I thought it’d be a breeze… [SYSTEM] Daily Quest Arrived! As the Empire of Bregenz’s greatest villainess, you must crush your opponents in one strike. Complete today’s objectives: ・Practice slapping cheeks while cursing at a mirror (0/100) …Is this game system broken? And then— “This contract’s a scam! 120-hour workweeks?!” “So? You signed it.” I bound the assassination guild leader—a hardcore roleplayer—into s*ave labor. “This is the first time I’ve been stepped on while dancing.” “Your Highness, step on me too. I’d be… truly delighted.” The crown prince, my top husband candidate, now thinks I’m a pe*vert. “I don’t believe in gods.” “That’s alright. Her Grace will embrace even that.” I came out as an atheist in front of the fanatical Holy Knight Commander… yet— “Wasn’t it you who requested a companionship trial?” “Being treated this roughly is new… thrilling.” “Marriage is permitted within the faith.” Now, my suitors—missing not one, but a dozen screws—won’t leave me alone! “You’re the one making me act weird.” Even the (suspected) mastermind is after me! Seriously, why do they all like me so much?!