BDHD 15

Synopsis

“Whatever else I might have messed up, I was meticulous about contraception. How the hell is this kid my daughter?” He had even gone so far as to lie down on a cold operating table himself. And yet, the former hero left his daughter in the hands of a loan shark and went off to enjoy his carefree bachelor life. For the record, here’s how the public viewed him: “A womanizer.” “A delinquent.” “A dopamine addict.” And, of course, a hot guy. “So hot.” “Daaaad!” With just that one word, the capital’s most hopeless man underwent a complete transformation. “You can find happiness with another man, but I’m the only one our little munchkin has.” He promptly cut ties with all the women he’d been juggling. “There are three absolute evils: alcohol, cigarettes, and gambling.” He even reinvented himself as a model citizen. “Look at my hands! I’ve got eczema! Eczema!”

Before anyone knew it, he had become the perfect househusband.