Chapter 15
While the Grand Empress Dowager Oh was fuming and cursing Seo-jun, Seo-jun and Yeon were quietly admiring the serene scenery of Nak-hwa-ru.
âThis place really does have that imperial palace feel to it.â
âMeaning itâs boring and dull?â
âSomething like that. For some, it must be peaceful and charming. And for Your Highness, what kind of place is it?â
âFor me⊠itâs the perfect nap spot.â
âNap spot?â Seo-jun raised an eyebrow.
âListenâwhen I was little, I used to learn Gyuhap Chongseo from my grandmother here.â
The Gyuhap Chongseo was a Joseon-era traditional womenâs household encyclopedia, written by female scholar Lee Bing-heo-gak.
And what on earth was the point of learning that in the 21st century?
âPfft, whatâs with that face?â
When the muscles in Seo-junâs face twisted in a strange way, Yeon burst into laughter.
âRelax your face. Whatever youâre thinking right now, I thought the same thing when I was a kidââWhatâs the point of learning this? Itâs a waste of time. Iâd be better off sleeping.ââ
Back then, Nak-hwa-ru was a dull, old-fashioned, and outdated place.
âDid you just sit through it?â
Given Yeonâs personality now, there was no way she would have endured it quietly.
âAs if. I told you, it was my ânap spot.â Iâd bring a pillow and blanket, curl up, and sleep while Grandma read her books.â
Seo-jun imagined the Grand Empress Dowager Oh raging in the distance, and Yeon peacefully sleeping right in front of her.
The scene seemed straight out of a sitcom, and the tension in Seo-junâs expression eased.
âYou must have gotten scolded a lot.â
âSheâd bellow at me, sure. But I still enjoyed it. Even after yelling, Grandma would always make sure I got snacks. You can get the same snacks at Nakseon-jae, but somehow the ones from the Dowagerâs quarters tasted so much better.â
âNow Iâm curious. What was so delicious?â
âCandied walnuts.â
Not exactly a treat most children would like, Seo-jun thought inwardly.
âSince weâre here, want to try them?â Yeonâs eyes lit up.
Whenever she was given treats, Nak-hwa-ru became a fun, happy place for Yeon.
âIâm not sure if Her Majesty would serve me such a precious refreshment. Still, it seems she must have been very fond of you.â
âFond of meâŠ? Every time she saw me, sheâd shout like someone whoâd swallowed a steam locomotive.â
Yeon sometimes used phrases young people didnât normally use.
A steam locomotive? In the age of KTX zipping around the country, it was a quaint expression.
Seo-jun, truth be told, didnât really grasp the imageryâ
But then he found out.
âYou rascal! How dare you set foot here?!â
The Grand Empress Dowagerâs bellow came from deep in her gut.
It wasnât just loudâit was beyond what âboomingâ or âresonantâ could describe.
Steam locomotive.
That was exactly the right phrase.
âThatâs my grandmother. Welcome. Youâve entered the chuworldâin-lawsâ hell.â
Yeon whispered as she descended to greet the Dowager politely.
Seo-jun followed one step behind her.
âYour Majesty, to see you in as fine health as yesterday is truly the Empireâs blessing. I trust you have been well?â
Ignoring the teasing tone in Yeonâs greeting, Seo-jun bowedâsuppressing a sigh.
The Dowager flinched slightly, catching her breath.
Yeon, unusually courteous, compelled the elder to respond in kind.
âYeon, it has been a while. This morning, I was in excellent spirits, but now⊠not so much.â
âOh dear, who has upset our Grand Empress Dowager? Iâll go straighten them out for you.â
Hearing such words from the very culprit left the Dowager speechless.
âBut youâll feel better soon. Iâm going to grant your greatest wish.â
Yeon quickly linked her arm through the Dowagerâs and nudged Seo-junâs shoe with her toeâ
A signal to straighten up and show his handsome face to her grandmother.
âLove works better than force. Iâll prove it. Follow my lead.â
That was the only request Yeon made before suddenly dragging him to meet the Dowager.
âWhen we meet my grandmother, just keep smiling.â
It meantâuse his looks.
For Seo-jun, this wasnât difficult.
He knew full well the advantages of his polished appearance and had used them throughout his lifeâ
as a police officer, and later as a politician.
Her request didnât feel unreasonable. In fact, he thought it a clever tactic.
It was also something he was confident in.
He turned on the charming smile that had made elderly ladies at the market exclaim, âIf only I were 20 years younger!â during campaign season.
âYour Majesty, this is my first time greeting you in person. Itâs an honorââ
âCut the nonsense. How dare you wag that silver tongue to bewitch people here?â
The Dowagerâs words were sharp.
Despite the blatant cold shoulder and criticism, Seo-jun clung to his smile and finished:
ââŠan honor.â
The Dowagerâs eyes narrowed.
He wasnât an ordinary man.
Even though her position had declined over the years, she was still the highest-ranking elder of the Imperial family. Most couldnât even meet her gaze, intimidated by her fierce expressionâ
a face so reminiscent of a tiger that people said timid souls would wet themselves when she scowled.
But Seo-jun didnât just meet her glareâhe smiled at her.
And because no one could spit on a smiling face, the words of reproach rising in her throat retreated.
âWhy did you bring him? And whatâs this about fulfilling my greatest wish?â
She turned to Yeon.
Yeon was also smilingâ
and suddenly the Dowager realized the two looked alike.
She thought of the modern superstition, âMatching jawlines mean a destined match, leading to a happy marriage.â
The Dowager swatted her skirts, shaking off the useless thought.
âGrandma.â
Not Your Majestyâbut Grandma?
Whenever Yeon called her that, the Dowager felt a chill down her spine.
Because never once had words following that address been normal.
âGrandma, Iâm going to study abroad in the US.â
âGrandma, Iâm never getting married or having kidsâitâs my life philosophy.â
âIf you keep talking about menâs âthingsâ⊠should I just go get one and stick it on?â
Such remarks had nearly sent the Dowager to the hospital more than once.
Though she often provoked such statements herself, words should be chosen with careâ
Yeonâs habit of saying things that would make ancestors rise from their graves, switches in hand, had kept the Dowagerâs blood pressure permanently high.
And now, what was she going to say this time?
ââŠLetâs sit and talk.â
Better to be seated than to collapse standing.
She walked back toward Nak-hwa-ru, Yeon hurrying to support her arm.
Though her back was straight and her steps steady, the Dowager didnât refuse the gesture.
No matter the situation, appearances from a distance should always seem affectionateâ
a wisdom honed from decades in the palace.
In no time, a private tea table and soft cushions were prepared.
The Dowager sat, and as Yeon and Seo-jun began to take their seatsâ
âIâve nothing to say to that man.â
âIsnât it a bit much to treat the person whoâs going to fulfill your lifelong wish like this, Grandma?â
âMy lifelong wish?â
Yeonâs words had been puzzling from the start.
She was an unpredictable firecrackerâthere was no telling where sheâd bounce next.
âDonât make me keel over. Out with it.â
When the Dowager urged her, Yeon stepped right up beside Seo-jun, linking her arm through his.
âIâm getting married, Grandma. Kang Seo-jun will be the gukseo.â
As she tugged his arm, Seo-jun bowed deeply once more.
âGukseo? You mean youâre marrying him?â
âYes!â
âTo that man who insulted the Crown Prince?â
The Dowagerâs nostrils flared, and a blood vessel popped in her eye.
Yeon called to the head lady-in-waiting.
âHas Her Majesty taken her blood pressure medicine?â
The woman glanced at the Dowager before replying, âYes, every morning without fail.â
âGood. Then we donât have to worry about her collapsing from shock or stress.â
Relieved, Yeon pressed on.
âIf itâs not him, Iâll never marry in my life. So, Grandma, itâs your choiceâ
Will you make me the Imperial Familyâs lifelong spinster, or will you acknowledge Kang Seo-jun as gukseo and give him your full support?â