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Malicious Snipe Streaming (9)
The viewers voted for stir-fried pork.
I tried my best reactions, thinking some potential advertiser might be watching, but the mukbang was a failure.
“Wow, look at that sauce! The lettuce really balances out the spice…”
Yet, the viewers weren’t watching me eat.
「Wtf, what’s that VR capsule??」
「How does a capsule fold up like a chair on a bed? lmao」
「Is that the X-23 premier model?」
「Yeah, that’s the full-option premier, external cameras and cushion add-ons too.」
They were only staring at the capsule.
…Fine. Why am I rushing for food sponsorships anyway? Show results first, and everything else will follow naturally.
Don’t get impatient.
―Beep.
I decided to focus all-in on one rabbit.
I cleared the table and clicked the capsule remote.
「Ooooh!」
「Wow, it folds back into a bed so smooth.」
「How much does that cost?」
「Lol, you’d have to throw your whole salary at it.」
I didn’t answer questions about the capsule. Nothing’s more pathetic than bragging about something you got from your parents.
Alright. Time to start.
「StarWar9thRunNewbie donated ₩10,000!」
▶ “Lmao streamer, are you seriously doing a no-sleep run? I just lied sick to my boss and took two vacation days.”
Laughing, I gave a reaction—but then realized something strange.
“…Wait. Two days? Why two days in a row?”
Crap. Why didn’t I ask this earlier?
“…How long does it take to beat this game?”
「60 hours?」
「If you skip side bosses, about 40 hours.」
「You might be faster, but it’s a hidden route, so longer maybe.」
“No way, you’re kidding. What kind of game takes 40 hours…?”
The chat burst into laughter.
Virtual reality fatigue was on another level compared to PC gaming. And God of Star War was a full-body action game.
Beating it in one sitting? Realistically impossible.
「StarWar9thRunNewbie donated ₩10,000!」
▶ “Streamer, you’re not gonna bail before even starting, right? lol」
Promise? Audience trust? My health was more important.
“Hold tight, this might get dizzy. Speedrun to the ending, starting now!”
The chat erupted:
「Kya!」
「Trustworthy streamer!」
「Evil image but secretly diligent lol」
The no-sleep challenge had begun.
In-game, Viktor greeted me in his new armor—blue crab-shell plating and claw weapon. He dashed across the beach.
「‘Viktor! I’m so proud of you! I thought the path of stars was impossible after countless failures…’」
A glowing stardust figure followed him, whispering cryptic lines.
The viewers exploded:
「So that’s what Aquarius’ dying words meant??」
「Can’t believe they hid this story for 3 years lol」
I frowned.
“Wait. Am I the only one not getting this story? Somebody explain.”
「Nah, no one does.」
「You only understand after seeing the ending.」
「First run is just about ‘feeling’ it.」
“First run is just about feeling it?” That broke some of my immersion. Why structure it like this?
So I asked:
“Which studio made this game?”
Instant panic in the chat.
「Nooo, don’t drag Mystery Circle into this!」
And then—
「IssueGameWikiK donated ₩1,000!」
▶ “Next target Mystery Circle? Need reference material?”
Got you. The instigator.
“That’s slander. Temporary ban, read the rules and come back.”
The chat roared at my brutal cut. Even a 400k-subscriber YouTuber had to follow rules.
Time was running. The longer I dragged, the harder the bosses would get. Especially the hidden-route final boss—nobody had ever seen it. Its patterns would be hellish.
“Skipping side bosses won’t hurt the story, right?”
「Usually no, but for hidden route we dunno.」
「Just skip, it’s impossible otherwise.」
“Nope. I’ll clear every side boss. Keep my pathing clean, chat.”
The viewers cheered.
A desert stage. Hooded cultists suddenly pulled out guns.
I turtled with crab armor, then buried my claw into the sand.
[Star Force ‘Cancer’ has activated.]
A sand vortex swallowed the enemies.
The chat noticed:
「Woah, you can actually use constellation powers on hidden route!」
Exactly what I needed—shortcuts for repeat players.
Then a huge mechanical man appeared, bristling with weapons.
He unloaded a storm of bullets and rockets. In VR, it felt like a real battlefield.
The chat called him “Newbie Crusher.”
But once I tested his damage, it wasn’t much. I tanked the small bullets, dodged the slow rockets, and found my opening.
One clean claw strike decapitated him instantly.
「Wtf, I spent 30 tries here.」
「Is it just talent?」
「That claw is OP lol」
He dropped “Knowledge of Future Civilization.”
Nice. Fatigue was creeping in though. Time to push forward fast.
I found a giant anti-tank cannon among his loot. Obviously important.
“This looks useful. Let’s take it.”
The chat groaned—too obvious. But I pressed on.
Next boss: a colossal scorpion-shaped mech, bristling with hundreds of guns.
I kneeled, aimed the cannon carefully, and fired.
The shell soared harmlessly into the sky like a firework.
「???」
「Where the hell did he shoot lol」
I threw away the cannon.
“Too easy is boring! I’ll show you the real, legit strategy!”
The chat went wild as I danced through the rain of bullets, dodging not the bullets but the gun barrels themselves. The thrill was intoxicating.
Meanwhile, at 11 p.m. in Project AD headquarters.
While I was clearing my fourth constellation, director Kim Oh-cheol heard a shocking report.
“What? His license was never rejected?”
Originally, the scandal was that my early-access license had been denied due to conflicts with a major MCN. That was what fueled the plagiarism controversy.
But now—
A staffer pointed out the truth:
“The authorized ID was parkyuseong147. On that video, he typed Sphinx147. He just… mistyped his login.”
Kim Oh-cheol burst into hysterical laughter.
“So all this chaos happened because a streamer typed his ID wrong??”
But then his laughter curdled into rage.
“If we announce this now, who the hell would believe us? Our image is already destroyed. People are calling boycotts. Every past clone project is under fire. And now we say it was just his typo? Who’s gonna buy that?”
His face twisted.
“That damned evil bastard. When did he start planning to screw us over?”
Because there was no way this was just a coincidence.
